Monday, March 31, 2008

Scientology Frames Anonymous in Epilepsy Hacking

According to, members of Anonymous hacked the forums of the Epilepsy Foundation to display a flashing gif which triggered several seizures among the website's users. However, according to the administrator of 7chan, this was in fact perpetrated by Scientologists looking to smear the good "name" of Anonymous (lolwut?).

ATTENTION: Newcomers from Wired, Digg, Engadget, Slashdot, etc. by OverlordXenu - 3/29/08 @ 7:46PM PDT#

Hello, and welcome to our treehouse.

I would just like to discuss this nasty business about a terrible raid on a forum for the poor people who suffer from epilepsy. What happened there was terrible, and we feel deeply sorry for those affected.

Users of this site did not actually attack those individuals. The Church of Scientology posted numerous threads across many *chan sites, and then informed people that Anonymous had been attacking victims of epilepsy. They did this under their "fair game" policy, to ruin the public opinion of Anonymous, to lessen the effect of their lawful protests against their virulent organization.

I must say, it is disgusting that the CoS is willing to drag innocent people down with them, in an attempt to save themselves. How could anyone be a willing participant in their terrible organization?

Sadly, none of our staff were online at the time of the thread's posting, so we were unable to take it down.

We are truly and deeply sorry for what happened to these innocent people,
Thank you for your time spent reading this apology,
The Administration and Staff of

Feel free to email us at the above address or address us on our IRC server, and we will be happy to address any of your concerns regarding this terrible incident.

I lurk moar constantly and did not hear about this "raid" being organized. Even if Scientology is not at fault, a few hackers cannot claim they are acting as Anonymous, that is not the nature of the beast. "Anonymous", if it can be said to mean something, refers to the swarming hoard of nameless internet users, it cannot be applied to the actions of a single prankster. That's just an individual farting in the wind, acting anonymously, lower case 'a'.

Friday, March 28, 2008

Scientology Attacks Anonymous - Ath's Story

A fellow Anon has been unmasked and targetted by Scientology and is telling his story online. I am reproducing it here to help spread it. I am not sure if it's real. I suspect it is a work of humor, a parody of the typical newfag. It's a long read but worth it for the amusement or for the cautionary tale, either way. Be careful out there if you don't want your Mudkipz poisoned.

My name is Gareth Cales. My online alias within Anonymous is “Ath,” and sometimes “David Mudkip.” Previously, other organizers and some press knew me by the name Ryan. I no longer have any reason to conceal my identity, and this is my story.

About a day after the anonymous video came out in January, “Message to Scientology,” I saw it on It had been mirrored on and Drudge had linked to it. I was immediately interested, as over the years I had heard about Scientology. There were just a few weird things here and there. In this case, an eery sounding video led me to want to find out more. I Googled Anonymous and was surprised at the number of sites that came up.

Somehow I found myself in the “Project Chanology” Wiki page. This was towards the end of the denial of service Civil Disobedience, and so I found myself looking at more appealing options like “IRL Raids (protests).” I went on to the IRC server at the time and found myself in #xenu. There were a number of people consistently talking about the project and I watched as a number of people used their personal computers, without the use of botnets, to use acts of Civil Disobedience to raise awareness of the problem with Scientology. At no point did I ever take part.

At one point I was asked to assist with some press related things. This set off a relationship with several other Anonymous who were helping look after other regions. I discovered that Southern California did not have an adequate “IRL Raid” being planned, so I decided to help work on it. We created an irc channel, #socal, and recruited Southern California folks in to it from other IRC channels. We set up a SoCal wiki page with contact information so an e-mail list could be generated. A Myspace info page was set up as well as two Facebook groups to recruit people. Ultimately we had a couple hundred emails on the list. Another Anonymous, Rorschach, who has been a long time channer and veteran Encyclopedia Dramatica member, had also been on another list. We merged the two together.

SoCal posted on boards, had people out fliering, and recruited from other IRC channels as the movement began to swell. February 10th was set as our protest date to coincide with the others, and we made calls to find out about permits and such. Somewhere in here I was put in touch with Tory Christman, ex-Scientologist and former-OSA handler/operative, who indicated she would attend our demonstration. We ensured that we needed no permits, and much progress was made towards a successful demonstration. We held IRC meetings and generated great interest. Multiple calls to the police from several sources confirmed that we did not need to obtain permits for our demonstration.

On February 3rd we did a scouting run, where Rorschach, myself, Tory Christman, and three other individuals walked around the church's compound. Prior to going to the compound, we met at Starbucks, where an OSA operative was present. They have a very distinct look and she was very obvious about eavesdropping on us. We had no masks, just beanie caps and shades mostly, and we were followed while on Sunset Blvd and L. Ron Hubbard Way. As far as we could tell we were not followed away from the compound, but we couldn't be sure. Low-quality video of this scouting is available on Youtube.

I did some fliering with a friend on February 7th in downtown San Diego.

I did a KROQ interview on February 8th, 2008, and was in the LA Times: “... a caller who identified himself as a spokesman for the group Anonymous told a Times reporter that the group was not to blame.” This quote was in regards to a powder scare that had taken place in the weeks leading up to February 10th’s protests. To this day, no Anonymous has ever taken credit (don't forget, an anon will always take credit for what [s]he does as it is part of our culture) and so I firmly believe we were not involved. In the past, the Church has attacked itself to discredit critics, so I wouldn’t rule out that possibility.

By this time all Internet-based civil disobedience was at a close. I am sure some nefarious faxing and calling continued, but that was out of my domain, and out of my sight.

On February 9th, I drove up to Los Angeles with the friend from February 7th and stayed at Rorschach's house. We ate at a restaurant near his home and made good conversation with the bartender. We chatted Online with people and received a number of calls to the “Partyvan” disposable phone that Rorschach had set up. Everyone was in good spirits. On Sunday morning, myself and my friend woke up early and went to Breakfast down the street. We then came home and got dressed for the demonstration.

Rorschach proceeded to the Starbucks in the mall at Hollywood and Highland, and assisted those Anonymous in descending to the demonstration site. My friend and I went searching for Guy Fawkes masks but were unsuccessful. Fortunately, two masks were available to us when we arrived at the protest site. I know for a fact that between those first 30 seconds on which I had no mask, and the February 3rd scouting, they got my picture a number of times.

At the February 10th protest there was an “Ice” van set up for a company that does not exist. Information about this van can be found on Youtube. We are not sure who was operating the van, but its presence with tinted windows (and obvious purpose) was disturbing. There was enormous coverage of our event posted on Youtube, including articles in many publications. The pictures for a front-page article in Radar magazine were taken in Los Angeles on 2/10. David Sarno of the LA Times wrote an outstanding article, which made the front of the Entertainment section, that was based partly on the 2/10 demonstration.

There was very little visible handling at the Hollywood 2/10 raid. There were a lot of OSA operatives recording protesters and attempting to catch faces. We proceeded from Sunset and LRH Way to three locations on Hollywood Blvd., making sure our message got out there extensively. The only incident of violence that occurred was perpetrated by a Scientology supporter. The Youtube videos8 have the best coverage of this. The authorities were very cooperative through this whole process, and it is worth mentioning that the church hired no off-duty law enforcement (though they did have private security).

After the protest, Anonymous' coverage in the media grew extensively. I answered a number of commentary requests from the media as did other SoCal anonymous members. On February 16th, the evening before my 22nd birthday, I met with Graham Berry for the first time. We discussed potential courses of action. The same evening, an open party was hosted at which about 20-25 Anonymous members attended, as well as Tory Christman and Graham Berry. This was a masks off situation, and to this day I believe that no one who was openly in our group was a plant. There may have been a private investigator tailing people, but not openly. It was at this dinner that I met a number of fellow Anonymous without their masks for the first time, and to this day I am glad that we made that connection as it has built some lasting friendships.

On February 27th, a website called went live, administered by Kendra Wiseman, Jenna Miscavige Hill and Astra Woodcraft. I was touched by Kendra's personal story. Socal Anonymous had a demonstration planned for March 1st outside of a Citizens Commission on Human Rights (CCHR) awards dinner. CCHR is a known front group funded by Scientology, and their name is misleading as to their real purpose: ruining honest Psychiatrists. It says as much right on their website.

Kendra Wiseman's father is the president of CCHR USA, so I made a sign that was specifically for him, to highlight the church's policy of Disconnection: “Bruce Wiseman, why won't you be there to walk Kendra down the aisle?” Disconnection is the church's policy by which anyone who leaves Scientology publicly is forcefully cut off from their family and friends.

During the 3/1 protest, at which we had about 30 people and to which I brought an Anonymous by the alias “NigraJustice”, we identified a black SUV across the street from the Hyatt at which we were protesting. The Hyatt Century Plaza hotel on Avenue of the Stars was our protest location. Upon approaching this SUV with another anon with a camera, and one additional protester, the SUV drove off. The gentlemen put their suit jackets in the windows, rolled the windows up, put their cameras back in the car, and screeched out of the drop-off area. The police in charge of this jurisdiction were exemplary in every way and deserve to be commended.

Sometime around March 11th, Scientology posted a video labeling Anonymous a terrorist group, and blaming them for every single act of vandalism that had been allegedly perpetrated over the last two months. Around this same time they also filed for an injunction in Clearwater against Anonymous protesters. This injunction attempt failed twice, ultimately resulting in a successful 3/15 protest in Clearwater. They went so far as to make up easily verifiable incidents, such as the egging of a Boston church. Calls to the Boston PD indicate no such complaint was ever called in. This lack of credibility coupled with their previous lies over the last 60 years makes it a simply matter to acknowledge that most of their claims are either fabricated, or self-inflicted.

The evening of Tuesday March 11th, Scientology held a “Confidential OSA Briefing.” Operatives on the inside leaked the occurrence of this meeting in several cities, including New York City, Boston and Los Angeles. We sent 15 people to welcome the gathering Scientologists. Rorschach was somewhat rude to the security detail, but all accounts indicate he was just rude and not threatening. Video allegedly exists that corroborates that account.

On March 12th I went to work from 3AM – 5AM for some unusual maintenance, and proceeded directly to Los Angeles afterwards. I parked about 2 blocks away from Rorschach's house and proceeded to take a nap for about 4 hours. I woke up at 11:30 or so and began planning my afternoon. I moved my car to the curb directly across the street from Rorschach's and parked it at about Noon.
When I left at 1:30, I noticed very obviously that the two middle air conditioning vents had been tilted all the way up. This is not something that I, or anyone I have spoken to, will do. Generally people just turn the A/C off. I thought I might be a tad paranoid until later.

That same day I was speaking to the class of someone who I knew only as Blvdnights. I was scheduled to speak to his class at the Art Institute of California, Los Angeles. Tory Christman joined me and we had a great meeting with the students, all of whom were very interested in what we had to say. I posted some fliers in their cafeteria area and headed down to the Farmer's market around Fairfax and 3rd. I distributed fliers with Blvdnights and another Anonymous, as well as Tory.

Thursday evening, March 13th, three videos went online identifying Southern California members of Anonymous. The three people who were publicly identified were Rorschach, Blvdnights, and Nigrajustice. All three are mentioned above, so I had close personal contact with these individuals. This was my first indication that I was likely no longer safe. Rorschach was identified as “Sean Carasov.” Blvdnights was identified as “Ryan Benno.” Nigrajustice was also identified but I am leaving his name out. The following day two Anonymous from Clearwater were also named, but I do not have contact
with those individuals.

On Friday the 14th, I spoke with Rorschach sometime after lunch and immediately noticed he sounded markedly out-of-sorts. I asked if everything was okay and he gave me a very choked-up and somewhat irate account of having woken to go into his yard to find and feed the feral cats that he cares for. He told me that he had found a pool of vomited blood and unidentified matter that looked like tissue - rather than chewed food - next to the dish for his cat Mudkips. He immediately suspected foul play since the food smelled like ammonia. This happened the morning after he was publically identified by
Scientology on numerous sites. They have a well documented history of animal and pet abuse used to send critics a "message.” Sean lives around the corner from a Co$ 'Mission,’ making handling a simple matter.

I later advised Sean that since Mudkips had not returned and he sounded stressed out and angry, he should not come to the demonstration on Saturday, as the Church would no doubt attempt to provoke him. He reluctantly agreed that his distress could cause a scene if they were to bait him. Friday evening after work, I drove up to Hollywood and picked up another anon who goes by the alias Cora. We went to a dinner with several other anon, a documentary crew and a magazine writer. It was great to meet with everyone and served as a final meal under the premise of normality.

After dinner, I stayed at Cora's apartment. The following morning we departed for the demonstration. The demonstration was already underway when we arrived. A giant television screen had been set up to face the public, and they had a whole display up. The church might have even had a few dozen people, possibly a hundred at most at any one time. There was a 10 foot white tarp up around the entire compound blocking view, which had been there since Tuesday or Wednesday. There were speakers that, any time a chant would start, the church would crank way up to try and overwhelm our noise. Sadly for them, 600 people are hard to block out.

Anonymous spoke with Fox11, NBC4, and a Spanish speaking Anon spoke with Telemundo. We also gave comments to the LA Times, LA Weekly and the aforementioned magazine writer. At first, the sidewalk on Scientology's side was blocked off. The off-duty, Scientology paid cops were also not allowing people over there. After the true, on-duty police arrived we were permitted to stand over there.

Numerous fliers and pamphlets were passed out to passing drivers, and everyone was in a very good mood, despite the fact that L. Ron Hubbard Way's sidewalks were illegally closed to us. At some point, a private investigator or OSA agent with a gun was spotted, called out with a massive sign, and taken aside by some police. He apparently produced a permit, but my understanding is that he should do a better job of concealing it. He caused undue stress by having it visible.

Around 1:00 I stated to Sergeant Guillary that we would be taking about 20 people to the south side of the compound. About 50 people ended up walking down that road with the Subway restaurant on the corner. Once on Fountain, we walked over to LRH Way and lined up on the curb, such that the sidewalk was not blocked. Around 1:15 I was standing with a sign held up that I was momentarily holding for another Anonymous, when one of the other Anonymous grabbed me by the shoulder and forced me to look at a sign above my head. What I discovered were two giant signs that were laid out as such:

“Just for the Lulz.”
“Gareth Alan Cales
“Anonymous No More”
A photo of me with a mask on was juxtaposed with a photo of me without a mask on.
My home address was then listed.

Now I have to say, they picked a fantastic picture of me. I had a sinister look on my face, was talking on a cell phone, and was glancing around to see if I was being monitored. Clearly I had proper cause for concern about being followed. Through all of this I remained perfectly calm. About 2 minutes later I crossed the street to verify the legality of there display of my personal information. Sergeant Guillary informed me that it was an act of “freedom of expression” that they were performing, and so I let the matter drop.

As I was walking away to contemplate my next move, the Sergeant called me back over. He stepped out of his vehicle and we spoke privately. He stated that I may want to work out whatever issues I might have with the church. I indicated that I had no issues with the church and no prior involvement with them; my issue would be resolved when they were stripped of their tax exemption. The Sergeant praised my sense of idealism and made comments about how difficult it can be to change the system. He then went on to indicate that I might want to call a certain number, because there are two sides to every story. Some people were going to “call me,” so I might want to call them beforehand to give my side of a story.

I had no idea what he was talking about. I thanked him all the same and indicated I would call him in the evening. I stood about 10 feet off to the side of his vehicle, contemplating my revealed identity and deciding on a course of action. As I stood there for 5 minutes or so, the only time I was alone through the entire demonstration, an male, middle-40s/early 50s, somewhat out of shape OSA operative said behind me “Hey Gareth, I guess your buddy Sean couldn't make it today.” I replied, “Who?” He said “You know who I mean.” I replied, “I don't know who you are talking about.” He then laughed as he walked off. As I said earlier, Sean's cat had been poisoned the previous morning. I assumed that he was talking about this incident, and I was disgusted at how low they would sink.

I texted back and forth with an Anonymous who I needed to meet up with. I also had an offer for a vehicle to leave the area. I began making arrangements to depart, as my outing was causing an enormous distraction for the other Anonymous that were present. As I stood across the street, the two sign carriers remained opposite, but mirroring any moves that I made. As I crossed back to the LRH side of the street, the two sign carriers approached and fell in step. I made arrangements to get some room from them and began walking back up to Sunset Blvd. As I approached, an Anonymous associate obtained his vehicle. I was escorted by a second associate and a number of other Anonymous. Ultimately, the sign carriers targeted an individual other than myself; I had taken my party hat off and I believe I managed to evade their view in the sea of people.

As soon as the associate pulled up, the second associate and I hopped in the car and we took off. We circled the block once and picked up Cora. As we took off, a Silver Toyota Sienna began following us. We made a long circuit, returning once to pick up a final associate. The five of us left the area with the van still in check. Thus began a car chase; our driver ducked in and out of parking lots, weaved through traffic and did other such necessary actions to shake the vehicle following us. At some point we managed to lose them. The action was fast paced enough that all we knew at the time was the plate started with the number “6”.

As the car chase was still going, I was on the phone with the magazine writer and David Sarno of the LA Times. They both took notes as far as I know, and advised calling the police. We spoke with Tory
Christman during this event as well, and Graham Berry arranged that if we were to return to the picket the cops there would stop the vehicle following us. We managed to lose the vehicle before this was necessary.

As a followup note, going back to the sign bearers, I understand that Mark Bunker of XenuTV recorded the individuals holding my signs going back inside the Scientology center. This confirms that it was indeed Scientologists and not Anonymous demonstrators.

We were headed south on the 101 at this point, and pondering our destination to settle and plot a course of action. We decided to go to Graham's home as it seemed he was headed there himself. Upon arrival, no one was home, so we went to a Denny's to eat and wait for him. He arrived at Denny's at about 4:45pm. He took 6 pages of notes on my experience that day; at the time everything was still fresh in my mind so I was giving him many word for word quotes.

Around 5:00pm Graham called Sergeant Guillary for me. Their conversation was apparently very polite and the Sergeant had some words for me. He proceeded to apologize profusely for our earlier conversation, as he had thought I was Sean Carasov. He told me that Sean had been arrested and was currently being taken to the Parker Center. We found out later that he ended up meeting with the “Major Case” squad, which I understand works with the FBI. His Miranda rights were read to him after he arrived at the Major Case squad, just before he was questioned, and not before. After they finished with him he went to Parker Center for processing.

We wrapped up our Denny's meal. The three unnamed associates left. Myself, Cora, Graham Berry and “Mr. X” drove down to the station, taking a moment to drive by the protesters at Jefferson Blvd which were getting underway. They looked as though they had about 200 people at that protest, meaning about 2/3 of the Anonymous had predictably gone home. It also appeared to have showered briefly. I will leave it for someone else to tell how horrible the police were at the Jefferson Blvd. event, since I was not there.

On arriving at the police station, Graham and myself went inside. We were both admitted to the visiting area, but only Graham, as an attorney, was permitted to speak with Sean as visiting hours were over. He made arrangements for a bail bondsman to come by, and collected as much information from Sean as possible. Sean's story is available elsewhere on the net, but he was charged with Felony “Criminal Threats” based on a comment he allegedly made Tuesday (we still do not know what the threat was).

After departing the jail around 6:30, I called another associate. While on the phone, one of the people he was with phoned Graham. Both indicated that they were being chased by a Silver Toyota van. It turned out to be a Sienna with license plate “6AUP602”. Based on this information, we believe it was the same vehicle that had followed us. They had two photos of the vehicle chasing them while they were in a cab. The cab driver attempted to lose the van but was unsuccessful, ultimately dropping them off at Union Station where they hoped to lose the private investigator. We turned ourselves in the direction of Union Station and headed their way.

5 minutes prior to our arrival, they phoned to let us know that they had been stopped in the Station. The Private Investigator had told their security that he had good reason to believe that the Anonymous individuals were carrying weapons, a blatant lie. The Anonymous offered to be searched, but security declined and instead told them they could not proceed with their masks on. Everyone sat and waited while the Transit Authorities showed up. Two sheriff's deputies that were also part of the Department of Homeland Security arrived. Upon our arrival, Graham, myself and Cora rushed inside. The Private Investigator had been told to leave and he apparently left quite frustrated. Graham convinced the deputies that our members needed a safe area to change and remove their masks if they were going to be forced to travel maskless.

They were taken to the back room and courteously monitored as they changed. After this success, we parted ways and Cora and I ultimately made it back to my vehicle. I dropped her off and went to stay with another associate.

I got a great night's sleep, and the following day made calls to a number of press organizations. I informed them what had happened to me, and that they were now permitted to use my real name: Gareth Cales. I do not care that Scientology has my identity now; it also does not bother me that some Anonymous out there will disown my allegiance now that I have a name attached to my alias. The fact of the matter is I am on the same side, I can do more with a name, and the Church will soon regret the PR Flap that comes as a result of outing the SoCal anons.

I went home in the early afternoon on Sunday and had a night of chuckling over IRC. The next couple of days were largely uneventful. I met with HR on Monday and explained my situation to them. They documented it in full and asked what they could do to help.

Tuesday evening, March 18th, a video was published online exactly like the five previous videos that I mentioned labeling people as members of Anonymous, and by association, “Terrorists.” This video had my photo and name in it, effectively sealing my outing.

On Wednesday, March 19th, I noticed several things that may or may not have been coincidences. Some will likely call me paranoid, but I am simply noting these things in the event that any of them turn out to be something more than just odd. This morning when I went to shave, I noted that the remainder of my shaving gel had been expelled in to a spot next to the shaving gel canister. It was a small amount and had foamed up like it was done several hours before. The canister was now empty.

When I went downstairs to my car, I noticed that the gas cap had been opened and unsealed. I replaced it and went to work. At around 2:00pm, I received a call from Facilities. They said that Security had noted that my gas cap was undone. I went outside and found it had, and replaced it again. I had a conversation with our head of security and he had been informed of what was happening to me. He wished me luck and said he would keep both his and his colleagues' eyes open.

This is my story thus far. As it continues I will add further text, but so far it has been very eventful and full of foot-bullets for Scientology.

Anyone interested in contacting me about this story can e-mail for comments.

"Free Longcat"? Give me a break.

The above image is all you need to see to know that giving a rat's ass about what Gaia does makes you a pathetic waste of bandwidth. An Hero, become one.

Thursday, March 27, 2008

Ten Reasons Why YOU are MEANINGLESS

1. Every single fraction of your opinions and outlooks mean nothing to anyone except you.

2. Every person you have ever admired or idolized, like athletes, actors, rock stars etc., don't give two fucks about you and never will. In fact, there sitting down now in a mansion eating expensive steaks all payed for with the money you have spent ignorantly as a result of your admiration.

3. You are going to die. Every single thing you have achieved, gained, or accomplished, is totally fucking worthless and will mean nothing to the people alive after you die. Even if you are remembered, it will not last forever. When the world ends, your existence will not matter to a single star in space.

4. Love is fake and complete bullshit. Your girlfriend/boyfriend, parents, relatives, and friends, don't love you at all. Your girlfriend/boyfriend is just using you for something, your parents have to take care of you and really think of you as the hindrance that ruined their lives. Your relatives only give a shit about you on christmas and even then, are annoyed they have to spend their money on you, just because a made up holiday says that have too.

5. All religions and belief systems are fake. There is no god, no hell, no angels, or prophets. When you die, you will be exactly what you were before you were born. Nothing amongst nothingness.

6. You are the central focus of a marketing scheme. As we speak, there is a board room deciding what products to target directly at you. they know what you want and like, because they told you what you wanted and liked sense you were a little kid. They have molded and shaped you to be exactly what you are. You are not original. When you were in high school, they offered you a selection of trends and you chose one of them. Even being different and straying from the masses was a trend. Now that you have decided who you are from their list of choices, you will live the rest of your life buying exactly what they tell you. You will go to the websites they tell you. You will wear the clothes they tell you. You are product placement.

7. Good and evil doesn't exist, nor does wrong or right. Some people have a false sense of superiority that they gain by believing they doing things right, or "being good." You can not be good or bad. For instance, helping an old lady across the street, could truly be assisting a psychopathic grandmother on her way to poison her grandson. Killing somebody in a car while driving drunk may sound bad, but what if that guy was an organ donor and his heart just saved a life? This means that ALL of your decisions are meaningless and though they effect the future, the outcomes will always be the same. Miracles and disasters.

8. Every decision you make is based on your best self-interest. This doesn't making you selfish, it makes you normal. However, in a world where everybody is making decisions based on their own self -interest, nothing will ever be constant, aside from conflict. This means your existence is not only meaningless, but it makes everyone else's existence meaningless as well. Everyone makes everybody even more meaningless.

9. Anything you try to achieve on a world wide platform will never happen. Because as you and everyone you know dies, an entire group of just as meaningless children are born and raised to hate everything you did before them, forcing them to erase your accomplishments and begin their work on trying to achieve theirs. Which ultimately will fail as well, because they too will grow old and another group of worthless children are born. This will repeat making every generation irrelevant as they all cancel out one another.

10. Any knowledge or intelligence you gain that you try to pass down will only get exaggerated and twisted, until the knowledge becomes legend, and the legend becomes history. Even writings get translated and words get manipulated. History will be written by meaningless idiots who will write what is in their best interest, by changing the original writings of the original authors who were just as meaningless and also wrote what was in their best interest. Life is fucking pointless.


If you are reading this line for an answer, it is probably because you have never thought of the above before. In which case, Become An Hero. Why did you read all this tripe? You ought to go outside more. I hear a lot of people find things to fill their meaningless lives with out there. If you just CAN'T GET ENOUGH of this highfalutin navel-gazing mental wrist cutting, than HEAP ON THE SMOLDERING GOODNESS, go to a fucking library and read yourself some SARTRE, CAMUS, and DOBBS. Maybe you'll find some ironic value in calling yourself a nihilist, existentialist or absurdist, you sick little Pink Boy.

Wednesday, March 26, 2008

Ctrl-Alt-Delete is Shit




CAD isn't all bad however. It's a source of many amusing edits that are always much better than the original. Also, it's easy to make fun of.

Let's see what happens when we apply CAD-flavored shittyness to a good webcomic like PBF:

CAD comics are simply not funny. They're either about stupid plotlines that revolve around the main character being a socially inept retard who loves video games (HURR DURR I CAN'T PERFORM BASIC TASKS IN LIFE BECAUSE ALL I CARE ABOUT ARE VIDEOGAMES). Or, they're stupid rants about obvious things, where Buckley feels the need to show his rage in comic form (HURR DURR THIS IS A GRIEFER HE IS GETTING STABBED IN THE FACE). Or, they're shitty attempts at humor, with too much buildup, resulting in the punchline being so painfully obvious you can see it coming from a mile away.

Sunday, March 16, 2008

Church of Anonymous

News casts are an endless source of amusement.